I’m pretty sure my kid is going to be quite the little fashionato. He purposely spits up on everything just so I’ll change his outfit multiple times a day. I just know it.
Yes, you . . . poop butt. I’m pretty sure you also deliberately spat up on me while I was in the waiting room at the doctor’s office, too. I know it’s embarrassing to be seen with me and my unbrushed hair and mom jeans. Sorry, kiddo. Get used to frumpy Momma. :D
And by the way, squirt. I got the message the first time. No need to spit up on me again while I was waiting in line for my doughnut.
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